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Candle Salad?

newageamazon: Mormons are weird
me: lol
me: where did that come from?
newageamazon: There was talk at one point about one of the guys from Panic at the Disco who used to be Mormon
newageamazon: He's a confirmed atheist/agnostic now. But we were talking about homophobia with Mormons and somebody mentioned Mormon cooking.
newageamazon: And "Candle Salad" was mentioned.

Mormons are indeed weird. I'm not saying bad or good. Simply very strange compared to my city ways. The only personal experience I've had with a mormon was in my Feminist Science Fiction class in college. She told us one day that she hated Bush but supported him. Why, I asked. Well, to put it simply, she was pro-apocolypse.

Later she told me that there's actually a town in Utah where she's related to every single person who lives that. Then it dawned on me why she would want the world to end. A town of nothing but relatives? That's the Jewish concept of hell!

Candle salad. Sir, it appears your banana has ejaculated.

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	New Age Amazon: 09/28/2007 12:49 PM "I support this war because I know that some day the world is going to end. And I will be going to heaven. And if Bush can speed along the rapture, then I say he should do it!" That class was just fucked up. I forget, was Barbarella a pro or anti feminist statement?
	Seb ™: 09/28/2007 12:51 PM Dude, you rule. Sooo funny. I want candle salad.
	bulletproofheeb: 09/28/2007 12:56 PM newageamazon said: "I support this war because I know that some day the world is going to end. And I will be going to heaven. And if Bush can speed along the rapture, then I say he should do it!" That class was just fucked up. I forget, was Barbarella a pro or anti feminist statement? Um... pro but dated? I can't believe I sat through that whole thing. I guess that's why I sat in the back and was accepted into the "popular trouble-making girls" group.
	New Age Amazon: 09/28/2007 12:58 PM bulletproofheeb said: newageamazon said:"I support this war because I know that some day the world is going to end. And I will be going to heaven. And if Bush can speed along the rapture, then I say he should do it!" That class was just fucked up. I forget, was Barbarella a pro or anti feminist statement? Um... pro but dated? I can't believe I sat through that whole thing. I guess that's why I sat in the back and was accepted into the "popular trouble-making girls" group. While Random, Eric and I were forming our gang. It wasn't a very good gang. I really wish I had told that crazy professor that I'd skipped her class the night a paper was due in order to attend a WWE Smackdown taping. Where one of the women flashed her boobs at the audience.
	rockinponda: 09/28/2007 5:11 PM It's true. Mormons are weird. I've never seen candle salad before, but it looks like it might be good, if not a little difficult to eat...and so, I'd rather just have plain old fruit salad, thanks.
	JargonTalk ©: 10/01/2007 11:55 AM Funny... and the Candle Salad shot is great.
	and she was: 11/14/2007 6:57 AM I know why they're pro-apocalypse. I was raised Mormon, my whole family is Mormon, except my sibs and me.
	and she was: 11/14/2007 6:58 AM Also I've never heard of candle salad.

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