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Miley Cyrus and the no good, terrible, very bad PR incident. But the photos aren't half bad.

I'm going to write on a topic that I don't think anyone here ever anticipated.  This whole column will be about... Miley Cyrus.

Watching the news, reading the news and listening to the news I've been flooded with this story.  Parenting writers and groups are up in arms.  I've heard people rant against her, Disney and Annie Leibovitz.  And now I have something to say to all of those parents and people upset by this infamous photo:

Shut up.

Seriously, you people need to stop talking about this one simply and, dare I say it, innocent photograph like you just found her doing lines of coke off of a corpse's ass.  Let's take a look at it, shall we?



There, that wasn't so painful.  What's the big deal?  Looking at this photo in context this is simple and "nice" picture.  In fact, it's a little bland.  My biggest issue with it was that her lips look distractingly red compared to the rest of the pale image.  Now, let's deconstruct.
  • It's taken by Annie Leibovitz.  She's an amazing and respected world famous photographer.  Should we give her the benefit of the doubt?  Normally the answer is yes but in this case parents are itching for a witch hunt.  Leibovitz is known for taking great portraits.  Sometimes these involve nudity, sometimes just taking the subject out of their element.
  • In this case THERE IS NO NUDITY.  Technically she has no shirt on but she's more covered up than someone wearing a skirt and halter top.  Saying this is topless is a) false and b) the logic equivalent of freaking out when someone wears shorts because they're "not wearing pants".
  • In terms of composition the shot is classically composed.  Really.  Look at it.  It's nothing you haven't seen painted hundreds of times.  Not only that but since there's no nudity at all it's probably one of the most modest versions of that pose you've seen.
On NPR one of the interviewed people, a writer for Free Range Children, referred to an event called the "Britney Spears Peel" which is essentially the event that shows the teen star's fall from innocence.  That this sexualization of the teen star seems to be inevitable.  Let's go through the teenie bopper idols for a moment.
  1. Britney Spears - She started as a fetish symbol.  She appeared in her video, already gyrating, as an honest to god underage school girl.  No sexualization there...
  2. Paris Hilton - She began her career as a talentless member of the new leisure class.  Then she had a sex tape.  Of course, she's an adult (physically) so other than embarrassment what's wrong with that?
  3. Hillary Duff - The last Miley Cyrus.  She didn't have a fall from innocence.  She simply got too old for the roles they wanted to give her.
  4. Lindsey Lohan - The only example from this list that might fall into the "fallen angel" group.  She started off talented and burned out real fast.  Not because of anything sexual, though.  Drugs and booze.  So even this one doesn't count.

By this time I hope you've all realized what the parents are really complaining about.  It's obvious.  That " inevitable sexualization" that teen stars seem to succumb to?  It's called puberty and if they didn't go through it then they'd have much bigger problems than bad PR.  Parents aren't pissed off because their kids just lost another idol.  If that were the case they'd have waited until Cyrus did something shocking and inappropriate, like releasing an Achey Breaky song.  No, parents are pissed off that a product they felt safe leaving their kids unattended with turned out to be a human being.  They're pissed off because now they are reminded that they have look at the media they give to their children, that it's no long safe to put on the TV and leave for the day.  Hey, bad parents!  Here's a bulletin for you.  It never was safe to do that!  Oh, and those same parents are probably also a little peeved that this innocent 15 year old has aknoledged her sexuality, even without doing anything sexual.  And that reminds them that their precious little 9-12 year old demographics are one day going to grow up.

You want to bitch about her pictures?  How about that creepy shot of her snuggling with her dad.  Or this one where she proclaims her Satanism proudly!



That'd be fine.  But don't bitch about her having a body and getting used to it as it changes.  Keep your parent issues of childhood, prepubescence and shame to yourselves.  Stop attacking Vanity Fair, Annie Leibovitz and Miley Cyrus.

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Posted on 05/01/2008 3:54 PM Visits: 788
rockinponda: 05/01/2008 4:34 PM
You're right, I was totally surprised when I looked at my sidebar and saw a journal with a picture of Miley Cyrus by bulletproofheeb!

What's not so surprising is that I totally agree with you.

I totally LOLed when I read the name of that group "Free Range Children." It just makes me think that kids must taste like chicken....
bulletproofheeb: 05/01/2008 4:40 PM
You're right, I was totally surprised when I looked at my sidebar and saw a journal with a picture of Miley Cyrus by bulletproofheeb!

What's not so surprising is that I totally agree with you.

I totally LOLed when I read the name of that group "Free Range Children." It just makes me think that kids must taste like chicken....
Actually, according to most people who have lived with cannibal cultures human tastes more like pork.

Babies, the other other white meat.
New Age Amazon: 05/01/2008 4:45 PM
DAMN FUCKING STRAIGHT.

I saw that picture today and was floored that people made that big a deal over it. It's an innocent and vaguely cherubic picture...anyone who takes it as something dirty does so because of their own complexes. Cyrus has nothing to apologize for, nor does Leibovitz or Vanity Fair.
rockinponda: 05/01/2008 4:55 PM
Babies, the other other white meat.
Sounds like we're back to A Modest Proposal!
bulletproofheeb: 05/01/2008 5:13 PM

Sounds like we're back to A Modest Proposal!
If you ask these people then it's more like an immodest proposal.
jussijames: 05/01/2008 5:24 PM
You are like a mind reader!!!! Thanks for posting. This is just outta hand and stupid. It's a beautiful photo and no body did any thing wrong. Talk about sensationalism....wtf~?
alicia09: 05/01/2008 5:32 PM
I don't think the vanity fair ones were half bad.
The ones of her pulling down her shirt and the other shots of her with that guy are a little tacky...

The one of her showing her ass and her in her lingerie are beyond tasteless though.
I think people are getting "rowd-up" over the wrong photos lol...
But what she doing in Vanity fair anyways? Only older people read that and I really don't think they have any interest in Hannah Montanna lol
delaneydrive: 05/01/2008 5:32 PM
You made good points about it, but quite frankly I'm so sick of hearing about Miley Cyrus I can't see straight. So what, she's a teenager who's been exposed to fame. Give the kid a break to shut her own mouth. Hillary Duff went silently, why can't Miley?
alicia09: 05/01/2008 5:33 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7w8iX3Wasyw
the re.
Those ones are at least something worth discussing lol
Harold Bensington: 05/01/2008 5:38 PM
GREAT journal! Despite the fact that I really don't follow her or even really knew that they were talking about it, I feel the same way. We'd all be happier if people just shut up sometimes. : )

rockinponda said:Sounds like we're back to A Modest Proposal!If you ask these people then it's more like an immodest proposal.
I think that everything revolves around baby eating.
meganhopp: 05/01/2008 5:46 PM
People should go back to criticizing her for having no talent like they used to.
Blair Waldorf: 05/01/2008 5:47 PM
These are the pictures she's embarrassed about?
Actually, to be honest, it reminded me a bit of those old portraits.

And also, parents always need something to bitch about.
Their child's role model poses for Vanity Fair revealing her back, and they have a witch hunt against it.
I know this from my sister's personal expierence with child care.
If I ever turn into one of those parents, please lock me in a closet.
Blair Waldorf: 05/01/2008 5:50 PM
And let me just add, I've seen less-covered girls at the supermarket.
I R Kitten, HEAR ME rewr: 05/01/2008 5:53 PM
This "controversy" says more about the people who freak out over a perfectly innocent picture, than it does about Annie Liebovitz or Miley Cyrus.
songofthewolf: 05/01/2008 5:57 PM
You can see her back, so she is OBVIOUSLY a slutty whore. It all makes sense. SCANDAL!
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