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Netflix WTF - The Return!

Netflix WTF is back! So here's the whole list.

Juncture

We're not ripping off WANTED. Really. Please, put the lawsuit down!

Ninja Cheerleaders

Just to let you know the level of this movie:

They're high school cheerleaders
They're ninjas
They're strippers

Belphegor: Phantom of the Louvre

Not only do you get...whatever this is but since it's based on a remake they take that into account and use the old footage as "flashbacks"! Twice the movie, half the production value!

Abe's Tomb

A group of vampire-killers team up with a "ghoul" to fight a vampire queen. You can assume this will try to be clever with twists since it has two sets of villains! And (apparently) Abe as well.

The Lost Boys: The Tribe

I'm not going to lie: this is already in my queue. I'm going to see it whether you vote for it or not. But who asked for this to be made?

Exte: Hair Extensions

This one is so perfect that 'll leave the summary intact:

When a mortician discovers that a girl's mutilated corpse grows prodigious amounts of hair, he sells the locks to a beauty salon for use as hair extensions. But the dead girl's spirit has cursed the hair, which begin to attack the women who wear it. How many must die before the hirsute rampage relents?

Really.

Wargames 2: The Dead Code

Are you shitting me? No. Just no. It's Wargames without the talent or timeliness. And I bet it's about terrorists.

JC in the Hood

The timeless story of JC -- Jesus Christ -- is updated and moved into the violent streets of the inner city.
How timeless can it be if you had to update it?

Jekyll

It's just like the book... but with computers. Do yourself a favour and go rent the BBC show Jeckyll and then watch 13th Floor. C'mon, computers?

Hybrid

How do you turn the Jessica Alba movie The Eye into a werewolf movie? Um, give people wolf eyes?

Crimson

What does this movie have?

"Hard-partying nursing students"
a vampire cult
a sorority house

Unborn Sins

Woman has abortion. Fetus comes to life to terrorize her.
I know I've done this movie or one like it before. Does that mean that abortion horror is a new genre?