May 19, 2008

3 suspended for not standing for Pledge of Allegiance. God bless them.

Head over to the Star Tribune to read about this incident.  The short of it is that 3 students did not stand for the Pledge of Allegiance one morning and were then suspended.  These 3 little hell-raisers are back in class because the local ACLU got involved and mention that their actions and indeed, their policy in requiring students to stand at all "is in clear violation of the First Amendment".  Check out the article (and the accompanying letter from the ACLU as well as a nice little primer about the Pledge).

This really got to me.  Most if not all of my friends know that I love the constitution.  I think if properly enforced/protected it would be a great framework for a country.  Another topic that I champion is student rights in school.  I ran a pro-constitution protest at one point in high school and later became a minor gonzo celebrity when I fought for (and won) freedom of religion in my high school.  I had to go through a similar thing in college but got the school's paper in on that rather than self publishing.

So when I saw this article I got pissed.  Students don't have to stand.  It's not part of a long and illustrious history.  The "god" line is dated from the cold war and is more than a little mixing of church and state.  I expect schools to have illegal rules on the books, but the fact that they were enforced is ridiculous.

On a personal note I have not said the Pledge of Allegiance since about halfway through the 6th grade.  I will admit that the original reason was laziness, but after being told about the 50s addition of the god verse and the history of the Pledge (I come from a long and influential line of Communists and Socialists) I took a political stance on it.  Or rather, lack of standing.

I'm not going to presume the reason for their abstaining from the pledge.  I will speak up for their right to sit.  It doesn't matter if they're tired, lazy, hate America or protested.  It doesn't matter whether they knew what they did was legal or weren't aware of that.  It's still within their rights.  The fact that the school tried to press the issue with suspension...  People get pissed off when teachers and administrators take advantage of students sexually.  What about when they're taken advantage of in other illegal ways?  Shouldn't the ideal behavior be to protect the children?  And in this case we have the district's community education director, Mel Olsen, arguing for their punishment.  The article says that he was sent to Japan during the Vietnam War.  Well, what the hell version of America was he fighting for?  The one where everyone has equal freedom regardless of their station in life?  Or an America where those in power are allowed to intimidate those without, even if it breaks the law simply because it makes those in power feel better?  The fact that the article also has a pole and 84% of the voters say that they kids shouldn't be required to stand shouldn't even let the personal preferences of a single veteran stand in the way of what 84% of the community already seems to be aware of.  Just the fact that this man is admittedly pushing his own personal values in the face of the law is disturbing and shameful
While he said he'll fall in line with whatever change may occur, "I still have my beliefs."
Well then it's a damn good think it's not up to you, sir.

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Posted on 05/19/2008 5:19 PM Comments (8)

May 1, 2008

Miley Cyrus and the no good, terrible, very bad PR incident. But the photos aren't half bad.

I'm going to write on a topic that I don't think anyone here ever anticipated.  This whole column will be about... Miley Cyrus.

Watching the news, reading the news and listening to the news I've been flooded with this story.  Parenting writers and groups are up in arms.  I've heard people rant against her, Disney and Annie Leibovitz.  And now I have something to say to all of those parents and people upset by this infamous photo:

Shut up.

Seriously, you people need to stop talking about this one simply and, dare I say it, innocent photograph like you just found her doing lines of coke off of a corpse's ass.  Let's take a look at it, shall we?



There, that wasn't so painful.  What's the big deal?  Looking at this photo in context this is simple and "nice" picture.  In fact, it's a little bland.  My biggest issue with it was that her lips look distractingly red compared to the rest of the pale image.  Now, let's deconstruct.
  • It's taken by Annie Leibovitz.  She's an amazing and respected world famous photographer.  Should we give her the benefit of the doubt?  Normally the answer is yes but in this case parents are itching for a witch hunt.  Leibovitz is known for taking great portraits.  Sometimes these involve nudity, sometimes just taking the subject out of their element.
  • In this case THERE IS NO NUDITY.  Technically she has no shirt on but she's more covered up than someone wearing a skirt and halter top.  Saying this is topless is a) false and b) the logic equivalent of freaking out when someone wears shorts because they're "not wearing pants".
  • In terms of composition the shot is classically composed.  Really.  Look at it.  It's nothing you haven't seen painted hundreds of times.  Not only that but since there's no nudity at all it's probably one of the most modest versions of that pose you've seen.
On NPR one of the interviewed people, a writer for Free Range Children, referred to an event called the "Britney Spears Peel" which is essentially the event that shows the teen star's fall from innocence.  That this sexualization of the teen star seems to be inevitable.  Let's go through the teenie bopper idols for a moment.
  1. Britney Spears - She started as a fetish symbol.  She appeared in her video, already gyrating, as an honest to god underage school girl.  No sexualization there...
  2. Paris Hilton - She began her career as a talentless member of the new leisure class.  Then she had a sex tape.  Of course, she's an adult (physically) so other than embarrassment what's wrong with that?
  3. Hillary Duff - The last Miley Cyrus.  She didn't have a fall from innocence.  She simply got too old for the roles they wanted to give her.
  4. Lindsey Lohan - The only example from this list that might fall into the "fallen angel" group.  She started off talented and burned out real fast.  Not because of anything sexual, though.  Drugs and booze.  So even this one doesn't count.

By this time I hope you've all realized what the parents are really complaining about.  It's obvious.  That " inevitable sexualization" that teen stars seem to succumb to?  It's called puberty and if they didn't go through it then they'd have much bigger problems than bad PR.  Parents aren't pissed off because their kids just lost another idol.  If that were the case they'd have waited until Cyrus did something shocking and inappropriate, like releasing an Achey Breaky song.  No, parents are pissed off that a product they felt safe leaving their kids unattended with turned out to be a human being.  They're pissed off because now they are reminded that they have look at the media they give to their children, that it's no long safe to put on the TV and leave for the day.  Hey, bad parents!  Here's a bulletin for you.  It never was safe to do that!  Oh, and those same parents are probably also a little peeved that this innocent 15 year old has aknoledged her sexuality, even without doing anything sexual.  And that reminds them that their precious little 9-12 year old demographics are one day going to grow up.

You want to bitch about her pictures?  How about that creepy shot of her snuggling with her dad.  Or this one where she proclaims her Satanism proudly!



That'd be fine.  But don't bitch about her having a body and getting used to it as it changes.  Keep your parent issues of childhood, prepubescence and shame to yourselves.  Stop attacking Vanity Fair, Annie Leibovitz and Miley Cyrus.

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Posted on 05/01/2008 3:54 PM Comments (55)
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